Maybank 2 Me

Have you guys registered to Maybank2u?

Hmm, I feel as I can hear a big roar of “YAAAHHH!!!”

And also can almost feel the imaginary stones being thrown on me for being so paleolitical (this word is no family at all with ‘political’. Don’t know? You must have failed your History).

But really, today I can just feel it inside me, some sense of satisfaction and should I say, achievement for finally being able to be an officially registered Maybank2u user. Maybank now is 2me. Hehe. Not that I’ve never tried to become one of you out there much much earlier than NOW, attempts have been made, trust me.

The machines apparently were never in order, sometimes just silly when I pop myself there only to find out they were closing the door to fix something on the ATM or whatever hell-machines they have inside there. As I’m always on the run, I knew and will always know waiting 20 minutes can always be a big cause of something and the aftermath effects will somehow can leave me in a total helpless situations. That’s something that I really cannot afford to do. My line of job is full of professional buggers who are trained to make other people’s lives miserable. Of course, it’s my choice. But then again, there’s more to just dealing with them. So I survive. And no, my 20 minutes still too precious to me, I hate waiting for more than just 5 minutes.

Back to my new found joy on Maybank2u, mm, so convenient. I can access with my utility bills messiness in a breeze, and no more hopping out from the car in the middle of jam just to check whether my salary’s in. Of course, I have known this for long, but for heaven’s sake, I’ve been spending hundred hours I suppose, from the last 4 years every month to bank in my rental to the landlord’s account. And now, I can even do it buck naked with the comfort of my own room, at anytime. What could be better than this… ooh

Alrighty.. so my dear friends, whoever reading this, if you are a Maybank account holder, and always find yourselves juggling with your packed schedules, and have slowly turned into a professional procrastinator especially bill-payment department like me, Maybank2u I believe is created especially for people like us.

You can feel the difference.

P/S The lowdown, they charge RM12 a year for this service.